Just to take this to a disturbing and disgusting level... Here are 17 different types of bodily fluid (bet you didn't know you oozed that much)...
1) Vitreous Humour - the gel/goo that fills the space between your retina and the lens of your eye.
4) Sebum (skin oil... the stuff that gets gunked up in your pores and causes things like blackheads)
7) Cerebrospinal fluid - the stuff around and inside your brain and spinal cord
9) Gastric acid
10) Endolymph - the fluid of your inner ear
11) Peritoneal fluid - The fluid that lubricates your abdominal organs
13) Vaginal secretions
15) Pleural fluid - the fluid in your chest cavity
17) Cerumen (ear wax)
Enjoy your next hotel stay!